5 Questions for Sam...

Peep's Sheep has offered me the following challenge - answer five questions and then offer up the same courtesy to my blog readers. So here goes!

1. You can only have one for the rest of eternity. Sugar or Caffeine?

That's such an unfair question! You know my weakness!! ARGH! Caffeine, in the form of Coca Cola is my life raft! I don't drink coffee, so if I want a pick me up, that's it. ARGH!@ But sugar, like chocolate is my friend! I guess I would have to say Caffeine, though I am concerned that some chocolate has caffeine in it and also sugar, so what happens then?? No wait, maybe I should have chocolate, because there are other fizzy drinks I could drink!! Hrm! See, it's a dilemma!

2. Your mum needs you. Would you move back home? It might be for a long time.

I have often thought about this. My answer is probably going to shock, but simply put, I wouldnt move home. My mother would agree with this, but I would bring her to my home and take care of her there. It would be more comfortable for all and we would be better equipped to take care of her. Besides, my mother's strict instructions are to leave her at home, don't put her in "that bloody Fair*view nursing home!" and bury her in a potato sack! *laugh*

3. Kay contacts you. What say you?

Hrm. Kay contacts me. The real question is, why would Kay contact me?! If she contacted me, and she hadn't changed, she would probably be delusional about who I was, and what her expectations were. Basically, I probably would listen to her and wait for that moment when I knew for certain that there was definitely a reason why we don't speak. You see, she wouldn't have changed and I have changed and we would not get along. So, like everyone, she gets the benefit of doubt, I'll listen to what she has to say and then I'd probably thank her for getting in touch with me and we would part ways.

But let's face it, she won't contact me, because people like her and people like me don't mix. Yeh?

4. Surgery to change your most troublesome physical aspect (not your eyes, but some other part of you that you may wish to change or fix) becomes an option, but someone you don't know and will never know has to die. Do you go ahead?

If it's only a troublesome physical aspect and it wasn't debilitating or constituted a disability, I wouldn't have the surgery. Say my eyes, I've lived with short sightedness since I was 6 - that's 23 years ago. I have lived with it, I can continue to live with it, so I wouldn't take someone else's eyes!

5. You are at a party with Bert Newton. You've been told not to mention his head to ANYONE, not even the wait staff. Can you control yourself?

Yep, I can do that. Easy question. Old Bert Newton is a legend. I've seen worse faces and heads, so it shouldn't be an issue! I might linger for a longer view, as he is known as 'old Moon face', but I probably wouldn't be game to say anything, because why would I? That's kinda rude, dontcha think??



Ok everyone. Maybe my answers are a bit boring, oh well!! If you want me to make up a batch for you, please let me know by commenting. The rules are fairly simple. You must answer all questions truthfully, publish them on your blog and do as I have done - invite others to join in.

It's easy and thought provoking and I sound like a tv voice over!!!

Time for some more breakfast and then time for work!!